Quentyn Martell: A Summary

Reader: Haha. Quentyn you nerd.

Reader: It's not going to work, Quentyn.

Reader: Told you it wouldn't work, Quentyn.

Reader: Wait--Quentyn what are you doing?

Reader: Quentyn don't.

Reader: Quentyn no.

Reader: QUENTYN STOP DON'T DO IT, MAN.

Reader: QUENTYN NO.

Reader: QUENTYN.

Reader: QUENTYN NO.

redsuns-n-orangemoons:

i-write-wrongs:

realest thing I’ve seen in a while

this was so amazing. so thought provoking. an eye-opening social criticism.

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dajo42:

dajo42:

fun science fact: bees dont actually buzz theyre just going “beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee” because theyre excited to be a bee

wasps, however, have no concept of excitement and are beings of pure despair

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thisguyknowswhatimtalkingabout:

Remember when I blindly hated Russel Brand? I fucked up.

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Cunt again? It was odd how men … used that word to demean women when it was the only part of a woman they valued.

 sheriff-swan:

— Asha Greyjoy, A Dance With Dragons   (via scrlett)

WHERE’S THAT GIF OF THE JUDGE BANGING THE GAVEL AND GOING OOOOOOOOOOH

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Interviewer: What are some of the more elaborate schemes that fans have come up with to meet you?

Pete: Some of them started a band called Panic! At The Disco.

benesmauglocked:

rj4gui4r:

iventuredfromminecraftia:

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Genius

As an English teacher, this made me weep tears of awestruck joy.

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merosse:

If u see a guy with long hair he’s either gorgeous or fucking weird and the answer lays in what type of shoe he’s wearing

This is the best post I’ve ever read

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I identify with Leslie Knope so hard.